10. Lying on the sofa all day IS their job.

9. Can scratch whatever itches with no social repercussions.

8. Have simplified all communication to tail wagging.

7. Don't have to worry about what to fix for dinner.

6. Never late for anything.

5. Don't get yelled at for licking faces.

4. Think everything can be cured by a good squeaky toy.

3. Can chew whatever they want without gaining weight.

2. Sees the beauty in a spit-soaked tennis ball.

1. They only have a birthday every 7 years.